Aaj khush toh bohot hoge tum? Tell me honestly if that wasn’t the first thought that came to your mind when Modi ji announced ki Mitron 21 dino tak ghar par hi rehna hai. I really remember that song Hum Tum Ek Kamre Mein Band Ho Aur Chaabi Kho Jaaye. Well, chaabi toh nahi khoyi hai but gharon mein band sab hain!
And baithe baithe kya karein, karna hai kuch kaam. Toh kyu na thoda kinky ho jaaye leke Kaamdev ka naam?
It seems like the whole world, Indore too believed and devoted itself to this slogan. Speaking to XPRESS, a pharmacist from the city Nagar revealed, “It’s not just condoms, but pregnancy test kits and emergency birth control pills too are selling like hotcakes.”
Another pharmacist told XPRESS, “Lubes, condoms with a vibrating ring, ejaculation delay sprays, creams, and pills to enhance sexual performance too are in great demand. While there has always been a demand for these products, it’s just that during the lockdown, it has increased from 40 to 50 percent.”
Pooja Singh (name changed), a 30-year-old PR professional told XPRESS that absolution from the hectic work schedule seems to have boosted her libido. Now we make out almost every alternate day as compared to once in a week or at times even two weeks during the normal work schedule prior to coronavirus pandemic-caused lockdown.
Were we so devoid of love that we really needed a global pandemic to express it? Let’s find out. According to Rajiv Mehta, a consulting psychiatrist at Delhi’s Sir Ganga Ram Hospital (SGRH), “In times of war and epidemics, intimacy levels go up among sexual partners.”
Couples, married or otherwise, who were too busy with their professional lives are now getting proximity and time. So intimacy will increase as it has increased during wars. This is a war-like situation.Rajiv Mehta, consulting psychiatrist at Sir Ganga Ram Hospital, Delhi
He added that people are anxious and living at home. “Couples, married or otherwise, who were too busy with their professional lives are now getting proximity and time. So intimacy will increase as it has increased during wars. This is a war-like situation. Fatigue is one reason married couples don’t have regular sex. So, basically, people are getting back to normal sexual life”
So, it seems that while we have distanced ourselves socially, we are brought closer intimately. Waah, corona waah! What an aftereffect bruh! However, Dr. Mehta cautions that too much proximity might also result in quarrels and domestic violence in severs cases.
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